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Lose the Manual

Just like the highly paid, authored experts recommend as part of your baby's daily ritual:

"A warm bath with calming essence, a body massage with oils or vapour rub and a loving cuddle will send your little one off to dream land..."

But not before he eats one half of breakfast and throws the other half on to the floor; sends his takkies flying into the kitchen sink from NBA 5-pointer distance; tries a toilet run no less than 4 times before 9am (including the near perfect dismount resulting in one foot in the bowl with a splash!) and then the inevitable wee on the carpeted floor some time later!

Let me hasten to add that I've moved a mattress into my bedroom to spare us all the pain, noise and cold of a restless night...and my weaning score is "hit-one-skip-one".

Lose the Manual that some well-meaning girlfriend gave you in the days of pregnancy glow and white onesie dreams - this is real life. No one else knows what will work in your home, so make it that way and stick by it.

Some day (too soon) when we can enjoy 4-6 hour night sleep stints, buttonless blouses, daring date nights and snot-free upholstery... It will be too late to enjoy our babies.

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  1. michelleAugust 11, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    the only way is the one that works for you! and you are doing a good job!

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